I AM STILL THINKING!!!

P.s. NOTE:-  If you are expecting a thoughtful post here…then then then I must warn you..its not gonna happen so… so get ready to THINK…

Ok opened my blog page after a longggggg time.. and the first reaction I had was – o Teri this is my blog? Hahhahaaa I even forgot the topic I last wrote on…

So today I was determined that I will write a blog post…. ok so opened up WordPad, and started thinking…. I mean I was thinking what to write… time went on but still I kept on THINKING.. Gosh it seems I am still thinking while writing this post…

Am I the only one facing it? Hope not hahhaaaa…oh great now I am yawning…!

Had a weird thought few days back… chalo let me share it with you all…

What if  all the living objects or the ones that cant speak like dogs or cats or rats and trees start speaking? Imagine them expressing their feelings…

Imagine a situation where a Maruti SX4 is having a conversation with a Maruti 800 car…

SX4 TO Maruti 800 –“ uff tumhari usul tumharey aadarsh! Kis kaam key hai tumharey usul? …  dekho hum dono ek saath iss Maruti company sey paida huye they…aaj merey paas new style hai, improved engine hai…sab kuch naya hai… paar tumharey paas kya hai? “

Maruti 800- SX4 –“ Merey paas merey puraney loyal owners hain”

Reading this part of conversation we can be sure about the fact that both of the Maruti products are fans of THE LIVING LEGEND Mr.Amitabh Bachchan..

Ok now lets move on to some other example…. Ummmm given a chance, what would a street dog like to say to the owner of a pet dog?Lets imagine a scene … 

Street dog to the pet dogs owner-

“kya yaar kabhie hum lawaaris o ko bhi adopt kiya karo.." and then starts singing- "ek chance toh dey dey merey yaar phir udaan dekhley ;-) ”

Oh I should mention this… I AM STILL THINKING ;-)

Ok another example – the scene is between a treadmill and a man weighing around 120 kgs… uhhh!!

Treadmill to the man weighing 120 kgs-

  “ kya bey mootey? Peheley toh itna khata hain…phir mota mota tyres banata hain, kamar ko kamra banata hai, phir jab kuch nehi bachta hain, toh aa key merey upar chad jata hai…hai re meri fhuti kismat!!!”

Then the treadmill will start singing-“  Saari duniya ka bojh hum uthatey hai..log aatey hain log jaatey hai, hum yehi pey kharey rehey jaatey hai…saari duniya ka bojh hum uthatey hai…”

Bhagam bhag!!!

O gosh! this is what I came up with after thinking for such a longggggg time… and I AM STILL THINKING…!!!

Ok my dear readers… its time for you guys to THINK if you want to read it or not… but I will be back when I start my THINKING process again.. until then you guys keep on THINKING!!! dimag ki batti jalao…